Christian One-Liners

Taken from Beliefnet.com

• Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited - until you try to sit in their pews.
• Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.
• It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
• The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
• When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.