Wednesday, October 26, 2005

A Little Christian Humor

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said,

"THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports.

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically,screaming "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said, "JESUS SAVES".


Doctor Life said...

Ha ha ha! I love it! May I link to your site?

Eric said...

Although not a religious sort, I love the joke and your blog is divine (okay, maybe that's a bad pun, I'm unfamiliar with the rules of Christian jokery).

Heck of a site though. Kudos!

jayne d'Arcy said...

Hello! I just surfed in via the Battle of the Blogs and am so glad I read this. Very, very funny. I love it.

Cassiopeia said...

It's refreshing to find a good clean, and funny, joke amongst the rest of the garbage out there.

Thanks for sharing. :)

virgin said...

Sigh... Funny.

Anonymous said...

LOL ... this is sooo much nicer than the 1 I have! Really nice! Thanks, girl!


Lisa said...

Very good. I got a good giggle out of that, and I don't just giggle at any joke, boylemetellyou.

To go short: :D

cmmdtp said...

Loved the's a fact...Jesus Saves.

Thanks for renting me space on your blog. I read your blog frequently.

4given4ever said...

Loved the joke! Cute one.

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